Showing posts with label This is not a joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label This is not a joke. Show all posts

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Welcome to What Soda Place!

After a long time of being away, I'm finally back! I was planning to do some stuff on Emolga's Place for Christmas, but unfortunately, on December 3rd, my computer was completely consumed by viruses and couldn't work anymore. But don't worry! It got fixed not too long ago. Hooray~! I have also changed my name to Rainbert, too.

Moments after I changed my name, though, the "WHAT" soda company approached me and wanted to claim this website as their own. They said that since Alex was the one that owned the website, and my name was Rainbert, that I didn't own the rights to this site anymore. I don't see much logic in that, but they threatened to kill me and shut down Emolga's Place if I didn't follow their orders. I don't get paid or anything either. I'm not like a sellout on Youtube advertising Lootcrate for those sweet, sweet cash dough money bucks. I'm just trying to not be killed. You get what I'm saying?

So, Emolga's Place is now permanently "WHAT" Soda Place. I know this may come as a shock to many people, but it just has to be this way. Luckily, this website will still be on the same URL. Come back later for more information.

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